Because I’m late to every party ever, I have recently discovered minecraft. I wrote a poem about it and here it is:

Arrows from a skeleton / that shoots you before the sun sets him on fire, / and leaves his bones for you to pick up / and use to try to befriend puppies / who reject reject your love always, / can be used to shoot at spiders and squid / and the brethren of the very skeleton who tried to ruin your day before.

Thank you and good night.

dduane:

unimodus:

himapapaftw:

finally, it has appeared on my dash

you say “finally” as if you were expecting this

About bloody time.

(via h0mosnackuals)

I think I solidified a professor’s disdain today. I need to learn how to deal with being disliked. It’s kind of a problem. I’m going to write poems tonight. That will help, probably. This post is almost completely pointless. Good day.

hollyherself:

confusedtree:

alloutorg:

Tumblr, we need you! A rogue Arizona State representative, John Kavanagh, wants to pass a bill that would thow trans people in jail for using public restrooms. Anyone could be asked for I.D. to “prove” their gender, and if there’s a discrepancy they could face a fine or jailtime.

When asked why the bill targeted trans people, Kavanagh explained that it’s because he thinks “they’re weird.” Outrageous.

We can stop this bill by taking action at www.allout.org/arizona and spreading the word far and wide. Will you help?

That quote sounds like something out of an onion article oh my god I can’t believe people are this awful

You should help and spread the word too

This is everything that makes my heart hurt and my stomach drop.

If the best argument for your legislation is, “they’re weird,” you shouldn’t be elected prom king, let alone any public office. It is truly awful that grown people are so afraid of anything outside of their tiny realm of understanding that they actively try to hurt a group of people who already face so much, for no reason other than, “they’re weird.”

(via neil-gaiman)

alostfantasy:

farfromperfectt:

only—boundaries:

fuefukidouji:

Am I kicked out of the fandom yet?

Why did I put the Impala in the ocean though

Uhm. This is perfect.

doctorwho:

This is the Doctor Who Tumblr Tee Tuesday Giveaway.

It has come to our attention that despite the hundreds of posts on today’s Tee Tuesday tag, people need more Doctor Who t-shirts in their wardrobes.

So we’re doing a giveaway.

Two Doctor Who t-shirts — one for you and one for a friend of yours on Tumblr.

Reblog this post with the Tumblr url of the person you would share this with (they MUST have a Tumblr.) For example, if we were going to share this with the BBC America blog we’d put ‘bbcamerica.tumblr.com’ in our reblog. (But we can’t because we’re both blogs and blogs don’t wear t-shirts. Blogs wear Tumblr themes. And avatars.)

We’ll pick one winner at random and notify you via your Tumblr ask.

A few rules:

Only one reblog per blog (any additional entries will be sent into the Void.)

We’re sorry. We’re so sorry but this Tumblr giveaway is only open to legal residents of the fifty (50) United States including the District of Columbia. Read all of the official terms and conditions here.

If you win and you are under 18, you will need a parent or guardian to sign for you.

Contest ends tomorrow, Wednesday (Feb 27th) evening at midnight (Wednesday into Thursday.)

And HUGE thank you to the fine folks at BBCAmericaShop for donating two shirts to this worthy, worthy cause.

hunterofthursday.tumblr.com

What life is like for the simultaneously extroverted and insecure:

Mouth: LALALALA, I HAVE THINGS TO SAY.
Brain: Stop stop stop stop that was stupid what are you doing stop stop stop see what you did?

Exquisite.

freemanmartin:

David Tennant Playing With Kittens on the Set of Gridlock

Today was a bad day of severe emotional problems, ocd, and fast food employment. David Tennant with kittens is necessary.

(via piecebybeautifulpiece)

This is the first time I’ve been on tumblr in approximately one bajillion years. I don’t think this fact actually merits a post, but I’m posting it anyway, because what are blogs for but for going on about things no one cares about?

I just insulted literally everyone on here…